"You told me you were fine"

This picture pretty much sums up my halloween weekend. 

I have been experiencing a constant hangover since yesterday morning but I went out last night anyway. This, my friends, was a big mistake. 

last time I drank too much "soda" was when minion KC was here and decided we needed to drink for the pats game. After taking 7 months off from alcohol it took about 4 beers for me to think it was okay to get on stage with the live band and sing taylor swift to the bar... and then go home and toss my cookies (if you don't use that phrase you need to start because its the only way to make puking cute). So, according to Stacy's telling of that story she was home studying when KC and I barged in and ran to the bathroom and Stacy, who has had more than enough experiences with me drunk, knows how it works and laughed her ass off while she heard KC in the bathroom keep saying "you told me you were fine!!"

This was our tag line for last night and we said it after every drunk thing that happened.. 

Last night I was a circus ring leader and I crafted the most adorable little top hat out of foam and superglue and wore it on a head band. This little project taught me a very important life lesson; super glue is the devil. This morning I woke up face down with the headband super glued to my head and i literally JUST got the glue out and I had to hulk out on the headband and break it to get it out.  I lost about a pound of hair in the process but I consider it a success because I did not need to get an emergency pixie cut. I texted Ali and told her that waking up like that was worse than the morning I woke up and my pillow was stuck to my head because my gum fell out of my mouth. I ran to moms room balling my eyes out with a giant pillow stuck to my face. I have no idea how she kept a straight face for that one. 

Did everyone see Ali last night?! She looked AWESOME. Should have won a costume contest. She sent me a picture last night and I immediately thought, "ThasssssiiTTT" (if you dont know, see the you tube vid below right now.. and then imagine yourself on a 6 hour road trip with Ali responding to everything you say with, "ThassssiTTTT". because that happened and im scarred for life)

Other quotes from the night :

"Nice costume buddy, better luck next year"

- completely unprovoked comment by me to a guy in a capitals shirt pretending to be a hockey player

"This is not where I live. Keep going."

- literally couldnt recognize my own apartment building and got in a fight with the cab driver as stacy tried to pull me out of the backseat

Happy Halloween:) So glad its over.